The Danimal Factory of The Mongo Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Norman Bongo with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.186 billion Mongo Empireans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mongo City. The average income tax rate is 93.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mongo Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,710 trillion Mongoberries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,238 Mongoberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

A typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, and musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mongo Empire's national animal is the Bongo monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Mongo Empire is ranked 238,440^th in the world and 1^st in The Lancer Fan Club for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.