The Multiverse of Third Kingdom is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Commander with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed population of 17.122 billion Dragons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of People's Capital. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Third Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,624 trillion Purelusts a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 94,874 Purelusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prince Commander has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, Prince Commander is the self-declared God of all Third Kingdom, sushi is sold on the black market, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Third Kingdom's national animal is the Chaos Night Fairy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Madness and Chaos.

Third Kingdom is ranked 255,658^th in the world and 5^th in The Empire of Friendship for Nicest Citizens, with 0.98 average smiles per day.