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Most Ignorant Citizens: 15thMost Corrupt Governments: 32ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th
The NationStates ~~TYPE~~ of
Psychotic Dictatorship
~~SLOGAN~~
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Eminence Grise
Vice-Tester
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A Badly Conceived Designation

Population18.493 billion

Capital~~CAPITAL~~
Leader~~LEADER~~
Faith~~FAITH~~

Currency~~CURRENCY~~
Animal~~ANIMAL~~

The NationStates ~~TYPE~~ of A Badly Conceived Designation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by ~~LEADER~~ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.493 billion ~~DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL~~ are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ~~CAPITAL~~. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ~~DEMONYMADJECTIVE~~ economy, worth a remarkable 3,396 trillion ~~CURRENCY~~s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,689 ~~CURRENCY~~s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every ~~DEMONYMADJECTIVE~~ grocery store, and video clips of women firing guns are increasingly popular. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. A Badly Conceived Designation's national animal is the ~~ANIMAL~~, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ~~FAITH~~.

A Badly Conceived Designation is ranked 460th in the world and 1st in Testregionia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 22,850.8 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 15thMost Corrupt Governments: 32ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47thMost Primitive: 58thMost Avoided: 70thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140thHighest Crime Rates: 169thMost Armed: 305thMost Devout: 372ndLargest Mining Sector: 419thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 433rdMost Subsidized Industry: 460thFattest Citizens: 494thMost Efficient Economies: 1,123rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,851stTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,076thBest Weather: 3,147thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,547thRudest Citizens: 4,293rdMost Stationary: 5,516thHighest Economic Output: 6,171stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,244thMost Influential: 8,937thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,011thHighest Average Incomes: 13,118thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,386thNudest: 13,793rdMost Authoritarian: 14,290thTop
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Largest Populations: 19,056thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,714thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,845thLargest Governments: 28,166th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, video clips of women firing guns are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every ~~DEMONYMADJECTIVE~~ grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : A Badly Conceived Designation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, golden statues of ~~ANIMAL~~s line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in ~~DEMONYMADJECTIVE~~ restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in A Badly Conceived Designation, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.

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