Population | 24.878 billion |
Capital | Bahqi's Crossing |
Leader | Governor-General Farid Yusuf Al-Duhabi |
Faith | Polatilianism |
Currency | Skartokian riyal |
Animal | Parrot |
The United Provinces of Skartok is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Governor-General Farid Yusuf Al-Duhabi with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.878 billion Skartokians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahqi's Crossing. Income tax is unheard of.
The powerhouse Skartokian economy, worth a remarkable 4,247 trillion Skartokian riyals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 170,724 Skartokian riyals, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 871,868 per year while the poor average 18,403, a ratio of 47.4 to 1.
Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob', the nation is now proudly cholera-free, and citizens have a tough time telling the difference between jeans and genes. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Skartok's national animal is the Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polatilianism.
Skartok is ranked 8,520th in the world and 5th in Teremara for Largest Populations, with 24.9 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Skartok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Skartok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Skartok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Skartok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Skartok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Skartok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Skartok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Skartok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Skartok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Skartok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.