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I chose to kick (read: bomb) the dog(s) as a preemptive measure, can't have those war hounds chewing on the brittle bones of my soldiers.
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I like trains
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Newspaper;...
...rolled up, and smacked across the snout🐶
"BAD DOG!!!"
(He was dry humping Mrs Merkel's leg again!)
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F.Y.I. - A reference to the meeting between the German Chancellor and President Putin, at which Putin's dog took an unnatural interest in Merkel despite her obvious aversion to dogs...
...and Putin had a wry smile throughout!
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The terror she must have went through!
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Meanwhile, with brittle bones, a weak physical structure, power armour with the armour bit being paper thin and the advantage of speed and agility being negated by the dog's smaller mass, not to mention the fact that their barks tend to temporarily disorientate any Parronan soldiers within 10 meters, you shouldn't be surprised why we tend to prioritise murdering the dogs first.
However, Parronia rules the void, so we don't tend to see the dogs on the ground often, in boarding actions, our standard protocol is to sit in a long corridor with a Bulkhead AP-RF, which is essentially, a machine-gun for tight spaces. Facing hounds that can break your bone by biting it is easier when you can massacre the hounds 10-20 metres away from you.
When the dogs are on the ground and Parronia's forces are not in some fortress though, only the Vir Draken can save whoever is out there. Truth be told, I'm pretty sure this had something to do with the sudden nerf of the UNE with a renewed, three way cold war.
He's as nutty as squirrel shït, I tell ya!
Snakkratism should be outlawed!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, and 1 otherHardyhomeland
Nut? Did someone say the name of that completely indigestible human food?
I know we look like birds, but we can't digest nuts, you humans with your stereotypes...*le sigh*
Also, I'm pretty sure that by now the myth that we eat nuts should have been disproven, that most humans should know that we are capable of filter feeding, and that we can only consume plants from our homeworld of Pegon.
I love to say that Humans augmented/genetically modified themselves to make themselves stronger, faster and smarter but it seems like they actually regressed. They are literally trying to make themselves into literal potatoes.
Ahhh...potatoey goodness!
All hail The Studly Spud, Spudlyism, The Great Potato In The Ground, and The Sacred Potato of Spiritus!
Huzzah!
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New poll.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud
House...looks too shoddy for Parrona, state sponsored renovation!
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Hmm... I think my answer to the poll is Doctor! :P
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Doctor who?
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Dog: hated bane of the glass cannon that is a standard template Parronan Planetary Defence Force.
House: usually pretty, with material comforts usually available within the same building, for the imperial family though, it is a vast planetary wide complex, with several large "gardens" constituting about half of the planet.
I'm most certainly not conducting an unexisting test to not determine the not-absent personality of the not-average Spiritian that does not answer the polls that aren't mine.
I haven't done nothing.
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You do realise that your statement (as a whole) is host to a lot of "double negatives"? - Which means your statement translates as the polar opposite; ie. you HAVE done something!
The plot thickens!!
*duh Duh DUHHH!!!*
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This reminds that old woman who frequently goes to visit "family", then someone always gets "conveniently" murdered so she can write about it?
Everyone knows she's the serial killer and frames someone for every murder.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud
"Murder, She Wrote" - Jessica Fletcher a.k.a. Angela Lansbury; serial killer extraordinaire...
- I also suspect Sherlock Holmes, Miss Marple, Hercule Poirot, and Detective Chief Inspector John Barnaby! - All those horrific murders, all coincidentally happening wherever they may be...🤔
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