The Publicly Funded Media of Skarlagen Broadcasting Company is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Amelia Vixen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.043 billion Skarlagen Broadcasting Companyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rubin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The very strong Skarlagen Broadcasting Companyian economy, worth 257 trillion Vixes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 63,622 Vixes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,917 per year while the poor average 16,934, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, Skarlagen Broadcasting Company has designated Rubin as its capital city, Amelia Vixen has just been declared ruler of Skarlagen Broadcasting Company in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Skarlagen Broadcasting Company's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Skarlagen Broadcasting Company is ranked 219,374^th in the world and 1,046^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 4.43 flags saluted per person per day.