The Chartered Institute of Office Girls is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.76 billion Office Girls have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.9%.

The strong Office Girlsian economy, worth 565 trillion Executive Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,094 Executive Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

People of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure', the government pours millions of files into rehabilitation programs annually, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Office Girls's national animal is the New Contract Girl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Office Girls is ranked 69,382^nd in the world and 12^th in Gay Equality for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,732.66 on the Gilded Widget Scale.