The Doggo Nation of The Doggos Free Land is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Annoying dog with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.271 billion Doggos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annoying Dog City. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doggos Free Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion Dogecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 182,005 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have tenure, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, and the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Doggos Free Landian democracy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Doggos Free Land's national animal is the Onion-San, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is BONES.

The Doggos Free Land is ranked 10,078^th in the world and 24^th in Institute of Cellulose for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.95 law-abiding acts per hour.