The Kingdom of Visford is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Björ IV with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and frequent executions. The cynical, devout population of 3.66 billion Visfordeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of København. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Visfordean economy, worth 457 trillion Rubrum - ₱s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 124,875 Rubrum - ₱s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Visford's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Visford is ranked 33,230^th in the world and 172^nd in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.87 law-abiding acts per hour.