The Worthless Pawn of Kuramia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Loki with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 19.643 billion Kuramians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lokiarchaeota. The average income tax rate is 57.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kuramian economy, worth 935 trillion addas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,623 addas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, a lack of funding for new shows has turned television into 24/7 re-runs, the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists, and the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kuramia's national animal is the liluye, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kuramia is ranked 20,404^th in the world and 175^th in Europeia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 115.88 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.