The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Phat Turkey is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mustafa Kemal Atatürk with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.938 billion Phat Turks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istanbul. The average income tax rate is 57.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Phat Turkish economy, worth 847 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,819 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phat Turkey's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Phat Turkey is ranked 48,356^th in the world and 17^th in Zombie Research Institute for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.66 law-abiding acts per hour.