The Federation of Rulani is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ahayak Barka with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.223 billion Rulanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Statulia. The average income tax rate is 15.5%.

The Rulanian economy, worth 372 trillion rublasks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,585 rublasks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Bison is one of the most popular forenames in Rulani, Rulanian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rulani's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Billfui faith.

Rulani is ranked 129,546^th in the world and 111^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,239.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.