The Second Kingdom of Rahv is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sahm Pocoli with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.61 billion Rahvees are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luengbar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Rahvee economy, worth 194 trillion orpees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 74,349 orpees, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

There's a mortuary next to every Rahvee restaurant, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rahv's national animal is the orangutan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sobën Rau.

Rahv is ranked 292,779^th in the world and 129^th in The Western Isles for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 32.72 on the Kitten Softness Rating.