The Commonwealth of Quemorr Isles is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Cory Freeman with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 7.524 billion Quemorr Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chinatown. The average income tax rate is 15.2%.

The thriving Quemorr Islesian economy, worth 579 trillion Caronas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 77,009 Caronas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, surveillance cameras are banned, and Quemorr Islesian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quemorr Isles's national animal is the Wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quemorr Isles is ranked 184,300^th in the world and 13^th in Sonnel for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.92 percentage of bribes refused.