The Frozen North of Quakmybush is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Declan Archer with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.34 billion Quakmybushians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revena. The average income tax rate is 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Quakmybushian economy, worth a remarkable 9,666 trillion Hubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 252,116 Hubes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Quakmybush's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Quakmybush is ranked 34,905^th in the world and 4^th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Developed, scoring 81.11 on the Human Development Index.