The Directorate of PUTAT is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.097 billion kleptomaniacs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 84.4%.
The frighteningly efficient local economy, worth a remarkable 1,215 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,280 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases, and men stare at wall-pictures of Leader's face when they visit public urinals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PUTAT's national animal is the crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
PUTAT is ranked 199,270th in the world and 3rd in Bahasa Indonesia for Fattest Citizens, with 9.35 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
PUTAT, men stare at wall-pictures of Leader's face when they visit public urinals.
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PUTAT was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in
PUTAT, cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases.
- : Following new legislation in
PUTAT, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in
PUTAT, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
- : Following new legislation in
PUTAT, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered.
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PUTAT was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
PUTAT, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
- : Following new legislation in
PUTAT, children keel over while singing "Leader Gives Us the Water of Life".
- : Following new legislation in
PUTAT, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows.




































