The Directorate of PUTAT is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, infamous sell-swords, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.206 billion kleptomaniacs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 83.3%.

The frighteningly efficient local economy, worth a remarkable 1,302 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 180,788 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute, PUTAT's citizens often wander into each other's homes, and the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PUTAT's national animal is the crow.

PUTAT is ranked 22,301^st in the world and 1^st in Bahasa Indonesia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,143.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.