The Provincial Union of Principalium is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Governor-Councillor Wilhelm with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.353 billion Principaliumians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centricips. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Principaliumian economy, worth 398 trillion Princis a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,256 Princis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Governor-Councillor Wilhelm on Principalium's coulrophobia epidemic, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Princi treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Principalium's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judeo-Bolshevism.

Principalium is ranked 6,622^nd in the world and 4^th in Markion for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,180.43 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.