The Peoples Democratic Republic of Politiania is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Georg Schreiber with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.481 billion Politianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korista. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Politianian economy, worth an astonishing 11,725 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 499,358 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomats miss flights while wandering Korista Airport's endless art maze, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, the mouth-frothing Politianian can be confused for a rabid Eagle, and fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Politiania's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Harmonism.

Politiania is ranked 22,417^th in the world and 1^st in Agrarian Revolutionary Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,681.85 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.