The Democratic United Islands of Pellon Wesaurps is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by A Random Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.842 billion Pellonese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wesaurpsalan. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pellonese economy, worth a remarkable 4,253 trillion monies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,735 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting the best Pellonese restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, a little love goes a long way claim Pellonese news, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pellon Wesaurps's national animal is the Bichon Frisé, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pellon Wesaurps is ranked 1,037^th in the world and 6^th in Starlight for Nicest Citizens, with 88.84 average smiles per day.