Population | 28.717 billion |
Capital | Pilar |
Leader | Superior General |
Faith | Superior Liberationism |
Currency | Tiradic peso |
Animal | Tiradic good dog |
The Basic Ecclesial Communities of Pasong Tirad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Superior General with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.717 billion Tiradics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pilar. The income tax rate is 100%.
The very strong Tiradic economy, worth a remarkable 4,637 trillion Tiradic pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 161,496 Tiradic pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Superior General's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown. Pasong Tirad's national animal is the Tiradic good dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Superior Liberationism.
Pasong Tirad is ranked 875th in the world and 1st in Sapientia for Most Cultured, scoring 393 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pasong Tirad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Pasong Tirad, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Superior General's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Pasong Tirad, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in Pasong Tirad, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Following new legislation in Pasong Tirad, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Pasong Tirad, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
- : Following new legislation in Pasong Tirad, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Pasong Tirad, the government is giving peace a chance.
- : Following new legislation in Pasong Tirad, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
- : Following new legislation in Pasong Tirad, astronauts take one small step for Pasong Tirad and one giant step backward from confrontation.