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Sapientia RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Haters of Illinois Nazis of Chuck Norris Haters (elected )

Founder: The Noocracy of Fontelian

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 81st Most Rebellious Youth: 489th Best Weather: 809th+20
Most Beautiful Environments: 841st Most Cultured: 876th Most Cheerful Citizens: 929th Largest Welfare Programs: 952nd Most Nations: 993rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,022nd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,049th Nicest Citizens: 1,070th Largest Black Market: 1,205th Highest Economic Output: 1,240th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,281st Most Advanced Public Education: 1,287th Longest Average Lifespans: 1,384th Smartest Citizens: 1,410th Largest Populations: 1,476th Most Influential: 1,501st Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,733rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,833rd Healthiest Citizens: 1,878th Most Inclusive: 1,898th
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Embassies: Imperial Britain, Pisces Centauri, Delta Trianguli, Caprecia, 00000 A World Power, The Bar on the corner of every region, and Polls Center with drinks.

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Regional Power: Moderate

Sapientia contains 13 nations, the 993rd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Compassionate Citizens in Sapientia

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Sapientia is ranked 1,281st in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Filipinocracia of Pasong TiradLeft-wing Utopia“Leslie Knope Is My President”
2.The United Empire of Earth Belle HadesLeft-Leaning College State“Compromise is the reason the bad guys win.”
3.The Noocracy of FontelianCivil Rights Lovefest“So much for pathos”
4.The Gorgeous Highlands of 1Golden RetrieverLeft-Leaning College State“Soft Brown eyes, golden fur, what more do you need?”
5.The Soviet Re-Establishment of Synchronicity4Democratic Socialists“Trust me, we're doing the best we can”
6.The Haters of Illinois Nazis of Chuck Norris HatersCivil Rights Lovefest“I hate the Illinois Nazis”
7.The Infected Ileum of RoborussiaLeft-Leaning College State“You gotta make way for the robo superior.”
8.The Philosopher Kings of The Rising AuraLeft-Leaning College State“Par la sagesse et le raisonnement, nous avançons.”
9.The Republic of CuldroseNew York Times Democracy“Moderation is the key”
10.The Queendom of Running RaccoonsIron Fist Consumerists“Ravishing, Repulsive, Redundant”
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Last poll: “You've built a functioning time machine!”

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Sapientia Regional Message Board

This is actually a tough poll for me to answer. History is fascinating, but so is the future. Hmm.

The Philosopher Kings of The Rising Aura wrote:This is actually a tough poll for me to answer. History is fascinating, but so is the future. Hmm.

It was easy enough for me to answer the future because I'm a brown man and going into the past isn't going to mean anything good for me.

Earth Belle Hades and Zoterik

YES! THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID! DAMN IT!!!

Pasong Tirad, Earth Belle Hades, and Zoterik

I'm going to bring hot chocolate into Antiquity and then, while dressed as a boy, shall walk the streets of ancient Greece and listen to music unheard for millennia

Chuck Norris Haters

The Filipinocracia of Pasong Tirad wrote:It was easy enough for me to answer the future because I'm a brown man and going into the past isn't going to mean anything good for me.


Depends on which part of the world you go to, actually, you could go back in time and visit the Philippines and nobody would look twice at you

Distant future. But only if we had casual FTL travel (meaning none of that stupid time dilation BS and can be home in time for dinner), and people were no longer prudes.

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The Gorgeous Highlands of 1Golden Retriever wrote:Depends on which part of the world you go to, actually, you could go back in time and visit the Philippines and nobody would look twice at you

The Spanish Inquisition might look twice at me. Nobody escapes the Spanish Inquisition.

It has to be said: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Chuck Norris Haters

I choose none of the above. I would sell it to the highest bidder. Going to the past is unappealing because there would be no internet, no smartphones, and basically the further you go back the fewer of these sorts of conveniences you get but those happened in my lifetime and I view them as essential so I wouldn't want to have to do without after having had them. Going into the future is unappealing because the further into the future you go, the dumber you are comparatively compared with the rest of the population. We don't realize it while moving through time at normal speed but there are constantly new bits of science being added to the public collective knowledge and even the smartest person from a few decades ago would fail to comprehend a lot of modern science.

So I would stay where I'm at and sell the damn thing to some rich person with cancer or something, send them to the future to get cured, and become a billionaire. I'm assuming we can only use the machine once or else the question is moot since you could do all of the above, so you wouldn't be able to use it and then sell it.

Pasong Tirad and Chuck Norris Haters

Hm. That's a really good perspective. Thanks for sharing!

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