The Pantocracy of Paradystopia is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 9.275 billion Paradystopi enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Newetoun. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Paradystopi economy, worth a remarkable 1,476 trillion Paradystopi Chunks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 159,158 Paradystopi Chunks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats, the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today, video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures, and pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Paradystopia's national animal is the Rusty-Spotted Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paradystopia is ranked 324,861^st in the world and 56^th in Esportiva for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,297.28 Standard Monetary Units.