The Pantocracy of Paradystopia is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 9.229 billion Paradystopi enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Newetoun. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Paradystopi economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion Paradystopi Chunks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 157,559 Paradystopi Chunks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Paradystopi husbands are dead good at fathering kids, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, recognizing the Paradystopi flag qualifies you for citizenship, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Paradystopia's national animal is the Rusty-Spotted Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paradystopia is ranked 509^th in the world and 2^nd in Esportiva for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 14,133.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.