The Democratic Republic of Papiv Nappon is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Gɛatratro Kidutsinɛmtöa with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 5.989 billion Papiv Napponians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Papiv Nappon City. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Papiv Napponian economy, worth 765 trillion Aoniirlokis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,841 Aoniirlokis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, artists count down the years until Gɛatratro Kidutsinɛmtöa is allowed to listen to their music, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Papiv Nappon's national animal is the Kidutsinemto, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Papiv Nappon is ranked 154,160^th in the world and 1^st in Renovatio Imperii for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.64 kickbacks per hour.