The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.106 billion Jackens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth an astonishing 13,418 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 495,023 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Home renovation projects take decades to complete, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and voters are one of the nation's top imports. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.

PapaJacky is ranked 331,925^th in the world and 3^rd in Papastan for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -65.45 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.