Population | 21.685 billion |
Capital | Grainville |
Leader | High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky |
Faith | Lovetism |
Currency | Loaf |
Animal | Pig |
The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.685 billion Jackens love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 9,606 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 443,014 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.
PapaJacky is ranked 55th in the world and 3rd in Papastan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 312.62 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.