by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Inclusive: 8thMost Advanced Public Education: 9thMost Pacifist: 22nd
The Dominion of
Democratic Socialists
Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

PapaJacky

Population14.497 billion

CapitalGrainville
LeaderHigh Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky
FaithLovetism

CurrencyLoaf
AnimalPig

The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, soft-spoken computers, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.497 billion Jackens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,315 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 366,656 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Loaves of property damage, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and sex changes are routinely performed at PapaJacky's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.

PapaJacky is ranked 231,460th in the world and 3rd in Papastan for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -68.47 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Top
1%
Most Inclusive: 8thMost Advanced Public Education: 9thMost Pacifist: 22ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 24thLeast Corrupt Governments: 27thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rdNicest Citizens: 36thMost Beautiful Environments: 41stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 41stMost Developed: 47thSmartest Citizens: 55thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56thLongest Average Lifespans: 57thLargest Welfare Programs: 58thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 59thLargest Governments: 60thHealthiest Citizens: 73rdBest Weather: 89thSafest: 100thMost Advanced Public Transport: 111thLowest Crime Rates: 126thMost Secular: 166thHighest Poor Incomes: 171stMost Cultured: 214thMost Efficient Economies: 230thMost Subsidized Industry: 252ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 343rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 380thMost Cheerful Citizens: 785thHighest Average Incomes: 1,055thHighest Economic Output: 1,715thTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 4,972ndMost Income Equality: 7,691stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,156thMost Stationary: 10,009thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,454thTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,038thMost Influential: 14,270thLargest Populations: 16,099thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,100th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, sex changes are routinely performed at PapaJacky's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Loaves of property damage.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, citizens who don't follow Lovetism are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain.

More...

View Forum posts

Report