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Most Inclusive: 6thMost Advanced Public Education: 6thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th
The Dominion of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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PapaJacky

Population16.269 billion

CapitalGrainville
LeaderHigh Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky
FaithLovetism

CurrencyLoaf
AnimalPig

The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.269 billion Jackens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 6,328 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 389,015 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The entire entry for PapaJacky in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Pig sacrifices, and civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.

PapaJacky is ranked 234,931st in the world and 3rd in Papastan for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 13.06 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,239thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,665thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,708thMost Stationary: 9,041stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,669thTop
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Most Influential: 12,937thMost Income Equality: 13,546thLargest Populations: 15,251stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,708thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,983rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Pig sacrifices.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, the entire entry for PapaJacky in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on PapaJacky.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.

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