The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.994 billion Jackens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,519 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 320,097 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.

PapaJacky is ranked 174,788^th in the world and 3^rd in Papastan for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -54.41 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.