The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.64 billion Jackens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 8,932 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 432,765 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.

PapaJacky is ranked 9,334^th in the world and 2^nd in Papastan for Most Income Equality, scoring 89.96 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.