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The Dominion of
Democratic Socialists
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Economy
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PapaJacky

Population10.994 billion

CapitalGrainville
LeaderHigh Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky
FaithLovetism

CurrencyLoaf
AnimalPig

The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.994 billion Jackens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,519 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 320,097 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.

PapaJacky is ranked 174,788th in the world and 3rd in Papastan for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -54.41 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Inclusive: 12thMost Advanced Public Education: 22ndMost Developed: 40thMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rdMost Pacifist: 44thLongest Average Lifespans: 52ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 59thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59thNicest Citizens: 69thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71stMost Beautiful Environments: 76thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 78thLeast Corrupt Governments: 83rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 85thLargest Welfare Programs: 90thSmartest Citizens: 99thLargest Governments: 100thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 111thHealthiest Citizens: 134thMost Advanced Public Transport: 144thBest Weather: 161stSafest: 215thLowest Crime Rates: 226thMost Subsidized Industry: 251stMost Secular: 311thHighest Poor Incomes: 312thMost Cultured: 313thLargest Information Technology Sector: 426thMost Scientifically Advanced: 656thMost Efficient Economies: 781stHighest Average Incomes: 1,249thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,301stTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,905thHighest Economic Output: 2,535thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,102ndNudest: 12,325thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,327thMost Stationary: 13,841stMost Income Equality: 15,686thMost Influential: 15,845th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs.

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