The Holy and Most August Empire of Pantocratoria is a behemoth, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Andreus with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 50.118 billion Pantocratorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rome. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pantocratorian economy, worth an astonishing 11,917 trillion Atlantic Ducats a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,793 Atlantic Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pantocratoria's national animal is the peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism or Greek Orthodoxy.

Pantocratoria is ranked 7,442^nd in the world and 5^th in Western Atlantic for Highest Average Incomes, with 237,793.67 Standard Monetary Units.