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Most Advanced Public Transport: 42ndMost Devout: 86thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100th
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
...
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Pantalm

Population18.428 billion

CapitalNexus
LeaderUniversal AC
FaithHermeticism

Currencycredit
Animalnone

The Dominion of Pantalm is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Universal AC with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.428 billion subjects are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nexus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth a remarkable 9,233 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 501,056 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, moonshine has made a resurgence, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-credit mansions, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Pantalm's national animal is the none, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hermeticism.

Pantalm is ranked 2,240th in the world and 1st in The Iron Valley for Lowest Crime Rates, with 140.58 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 42ndMost Devout: 86thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100thLargest Welfare Programs: 124thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 142ndMost Subsidized Industry: 156thLargest Black Market: 167thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 269thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 294thHighest Average Tax Rates: 666thLargest Governments: 714thHighest Economic Output: 994thMost Armed: 1,076thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,200thMost Efficient Economies: 1,545thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,200thLowest Crime Rates: 2,240thMost Cultured: 2,742ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,954thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,020thMost Authoritarian: 3,985thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,184thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,761stLargest Mining Sector: 7,593rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,418thMost Conservative: 9,589thMost Income Equality: 10,138thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,046thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,170thSmartest Citizens: 18,268thLargest Populations: 18,840thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,046thMost Extreme: 25,229th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-credit mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, time flies when you're not having fun.
  • : Pantalm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.

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