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Most Advanced Public Transport: 38thMost Devout: 79thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 98th
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
...
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Pantalm

Population16.555 billion

CapitalNexus
LeaderUniversal AC
FaithHermeticism

Currencycredit
Animalnone

The Dominion of Pantalm is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Universal AC with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.555 billion subjects are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nexus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth a remarkable 8,190 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 494,764 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Pantalm's national animal is the none, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hermeticism.

Pantalm is ranked 119th in the world and 1st in The Iron Valley for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 28,018.46 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 38thMost Devout: 79thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 98thHighest Poor Incomes: 106thMost Subsidized Industry: 119thLargest Welfare Programs: 123rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144thLargest Black Market: 189thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 237thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 282ndHighest Average Incomes: 430thHighest Average Tax Rates: 589thLargest Governments: 616thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,032ndMost Armed: 1,040thHighest Economic Output: 1,136thMost Patriotic: 1,145thMost Efficient Economies: 1,317thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,547thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,987thLowest Crime Rates: 2,153rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,323rdMost Cultured: 2,605thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,706thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,804thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,595thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,277thLargest Mining Sector: 6,292ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,558thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,885thMost Developed: 7,264thMost Stationary: 8,023rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,425thMost Authoritarian: 8,720thMost Influential: 10,722ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,330thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,725thTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,371stSmartest Citizens: 18,579thLargest Populations: 19,687thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,591stMost Conservative: 28,882nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, Human watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantalm, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales.

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