The Mejiro ryan lover of Pand Alp is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The awesome mejiro ryan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.101 billion Tomboys are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mejiro city. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tomboy economy, worth a remarkable 2,665 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 375,317 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, the industries of Pand Alp are coughing all the way to the bank, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pand Alp's national animal is the snow leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Watching uma racing.

Pand Alp is ranked 318,802^nd in the world and 11^th in Nova Britannia Prima for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -18.71 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.