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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,441stMost Authoritarian: 9,624thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,672nd
The Body is round of
Psychotic Dictatorship
hiss, grrr, im an angry card puppet
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Pallasa

Population4.181 billion

CapitalNovosibirsk
LeaderManul
FaithAncestor Worship

CurrencyFang
AnimalPallas Cat

The Body is round of Pallasa is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Manul with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, conspicuous electricity pylons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.181 billion angry kitties are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novosibirsk. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming angry economy, worth 420 trillion Fangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 100,522 Fangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

First-time jaywalkers are also last-time jaywalkers, voters must decide whether to go number one or number two, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pallasa's national animal is the Pallas Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ancestor Worship.

Pallasa is ranked 152,623rd in the world and 2nd in Mongolia for Largest Populations, with 4.18 billion capita.

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Longest Average Lifespans: 17,744thBest Weather: 19,368thMost Income Equality: 22,608thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,047thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,325thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,377thMost Armed: 26,651stMost Conservative: 26,827thHealthiest Citizens: 27,554thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 30,862nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pallasa, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallasa, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallasa, voters must decide whether to go number one or number two.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallasa, first-time jaywalkers are also last-time jaywalkers.
  • : Pallasa altered its national flag.
  • : Pallasa's influence in Mongolia rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Pallasa's influence in Mongolia rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Pallasa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Pallasa altered its national flag.
  • : Pallasa altered its national flag.

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