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The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies

Talitoa wrote:Oh someone sued you in Talitoa, You have to go to the TSC (Talitoan Supreme Court) for this.

Uh oh.

#TalitoanLawsuit

The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies

Talitoa wrote:He sueing you over his summer home was detroyed by one of your missiles when Albert had that accident in Takkatok. His house was in th e countryside. Now the court has to decide the constitutionality of suing another nation than Talitoa.

Thomas: How are you going to sue the Confederacy when we can't make contact with them?

Dmitri: Yes. It's not like you can stick the blame on anybody from there-

Thomas: Shh!

#TalitoanLawsuit

The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies

Talitoa wrote:Well you better come to court, or it will look bad to the international community.

Thomas: Good going. They'd probably not think of blaming us if you hadn't spoken up.

Dmitri: You said something first...

Thomas: Yes, but-

A mysterious figure bursts through the wall

Darth Jar Jar: GUESS WHOSA BACK!

Thomas and Dmitri: AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!

#TalitoanLawsuit

The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies

Talitoa wrote:Police, get that Gungan out of here! Anyway continue on.

Thomas: We never conspired with Jar Jar to attack TAMDEG...or is it called TAMDEZ now? That confuses me.

Dmitri: Anyway, we don't see why this trial is necessary. What exactly do you think we did wrong?

Thomas: Is that how you're supposed to speak in an official court of law?

Dmitri: Who knows?

#TalitoanLawsuit

The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies

Talitoa wrote:Daniel Linch:Well one of your ships was attacking my farm in the countryside around Takkatok. Infact the farm is now a crator thanks to your ship! It was called the Space Empress

Thomas: Stellar Colonies has never operated a ship called the Space Empress in the TAMDEZ universe. I'm not sure there even is one by that name we have.

Dmitri: Well, there's bound to be at least one ship called that back home. After all, the Confederacy sprawls across the galaxy. But no, none of the ships sent here were called that.

Thomas: How do you know what it was called, anyway? Was that name painted on the side?

#TalitoanLawsuit

The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies

Talitoa wrote:Linch: The ship even had your flag and all the usual fare any Steller Colonies ship would have. I was a TalioSteller yah know.

Dmitri: What is a "TalioStellar"? Is that even a real thing?

Thomas: You can check the databases you downloaded from our suits. They contain the information on ship deployments in your universe. None of them are called the Space Empress.

Dmitri: Just don't look at his Net search history. He gets very touchy about-

Thomas silences him with a piercing glare.

#TalitoanLawsuit