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Region: the West Pacific

Also, good evening everyone!

Punday Monday Winner Announcement — Apologies for my lateness in delivering the results for this week's Punday Monday, but I've finally had some time to come to a decision regarding the wonderful puns people posted two days ago.

This time, we'll have two winners! Both puns below were my favorites, so each winner has received one copy of Season 2 Candensia.

The Holy Principality of Saint Mark wrote:A mother complained to her consultant about her daughter's strange eating habits.
"All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"
"Eventually," said the consultant, "she will rise and shine."

Typhania wrote:shout out to people who don't know what the opposite of in is!

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