The Nicest Citizens in Wysteria
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 2. |  The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sharing is caring!” | |
| 3. |  The Refugee Resettlement Zone of Wysterian Territories | Anarchy | “Strong, Proud, Determined” | |
| 4. |  The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | Left-wing Utopia | “You are only coming through in waves.” | |
| 5. |  The Classy Realm of Half-Milers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sioux is a girl's name.” | |
| 6. |  The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “My rights end where yours begin...” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Hafamarimyht | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ihėdavjė Danėdunči Hafamariju / Republļka Hafamarimėt” | |
| 8. |  The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Same As It Ever Was” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of Equus | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Carpe diem.” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Seydisfodur | Left-wing Utopia | “Freedom for everyone” |
