The World World Census
The Most Corrupt Governments in the World
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Cutote | Corporate Police State | “None shall stop our conquest!” | |
| 4. |  The Mysterious Airship of King Carl | Authoritarian Democracy | “No it is not” | |
| 5. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Empire of Haedlia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For the blessed nation!” | |
| 7. |  The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL | Iron Fist Consumerists | “DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
| 9. |  The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You have the freedom to be oppressed and executed” | |
| 10. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” |
