The Highest Food Quality in United Otter Emirates
Professional food critics dined out at restaurants and popped into home kitchens to judge ingredient quality, creativity, and diversity of food.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Conch Republic of VinVachia | Left-Leaning College State | “Be happy, or not...whatever” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Firebrandington | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords” | |
| 3. |  The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland | Father Knows Best State | “Moo” |
