The Fattest Citizens in Union of Allied States
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Union of Allied States is ranked 3,327th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Zetox | Corporate Police State | “The Great Gazoo!” | |
| 2. |  The Principality of Gazoo | Father Knows Best State | “I am from Zetox” | |
| 3. |  The Free People of Tzur | Anarchy | “Freedom for all” | |
| 4. |  The Prime Estates of Capital Markets | Anarchy | “Long calls, short VIX” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of American Thanelaw | New York Times Democracy | “Justice. Honor. Freedom.” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Military Republic of South Waterford | Father Knows Best State | “Helping Build a Better Tomorrow” | |
| 7. |  The Community of New Atlantic City | Corporate Bordello | “A Defeated People, Rise Once More” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of The Unionary United States | Civil Rights Lovefest | “In God We Trust” | |
| 9. |  The Protectorate of UAS Central Information | Civil Rights Lovefest | “A room without books is like a body without a soul.” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Republic of Sandzakstan | Corporate Police State | “Allah is the Greatest” |
