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The Fattest Citizens in Tyrrhenia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Tyrrhenia is ranked 179^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Sovereign Imperial Dominion of Aschenhyrst	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Vincit Qui Patitur”
2.	The Corporatocracy of Elcric Kcalb	Corporate Police State	“Avarice, the spur of industry.”
3.	The Infinite Empire of Yallak	New York Times Democracy	“Captivus Aem Naeis Hostis”
4.	The Ottonian Federation of Allamunnic States	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Onward, Allamunnika!”