The Rudest Citizens in the Rejected Realms
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Kitten-eaters | Corporate Bordello | “Fried kittens are tasty” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Gorvania | Corporate Bordello | “Boh, Bat'kivshchyna i Svoboda” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Ysarga | Corporate Bordello | “Sic Semper Tyrannis” | |
| 4. |  The Truly Free State of Western Scientificum | Anarchy | “That's your own problem!” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Arachno capitalism | Anarchy | “I like money” | |
| 6. | The Commonwealth of Monianoli | Capitalist Paradise | “In Money we trust” | |
| 7. |  The Creaking Casino Floors of Anathema Armaments | Capitalist Paradise | “Everyone has a price...what is yours?” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Mon Sire | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 9. |  The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “OwO What's this?” | |
| 10. |  The Directorial Republic of Cospania | Corporate Bordello | “Libertas est donum Dei” |
