The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Meme Must Go On
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Applebee | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hmmmm” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Cous Braticargism | Father Knows Best State | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 3. |  The Fiefdom of Dvay Jones Rules | Father Knows Best State | “DOWN WITH EITC LONG LIVE JAMES CRESTSILVER” | |
| 4. |  The Universal Republic of Edgelandia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “One, with the strength of billions.” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Ian Malcom | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Life finds a way” | |
| 6. |  The Elitist Sanctuary of Kaudon | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “In the essence of protection, thou shalt live.” | |
| 7. |  The Constitutional Republic of Mallandia | New York Times Democracy | “For Freedom.” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic People's Republic of North Kim Jong | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Powerful and Prosperous Nation Under Jong!” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Plutocracy of Petrovah | Capitalist Paradise | “In Augustus Petrovah We Trust” | |
| 10. |  The Supreme Galactic Stratocracy of Radonn | Corporate Police State | “Death to those Who Fail in Service” |
