The Safest in The Meme Must Go On
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Meme Must Go On is ranked 7,341st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Constitutional Republic of Mallandia | New York Times Democracy | “For Freedom.” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Plutocracy of Petrovah | Capitalist Paradise | “In Augustus Petrovah We Trust” | |
| 3. |  The Liberal Utopia of Xerxia | Moralistic Democracy | “We stand with our people, now and at the hour of death” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Applebee | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hmmmm” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic People's Republic of North Kim Jong | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Powerful and Prosperous Nation Under Jong!” | |
| 6. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of The Kingdom of The Commonwealth | Democratic Socialists | “For the benefit of all, and all who seek solace at our” | |
| 7. |  The Supreme United Confederacy of Vernalfalls | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Those who stand up after the fall are the true victors.” | |
| 8. |  The Elitist Sanctuary of Kaudon | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “In the essence of protection, thou shalt live.” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Emiyder | Iron Fist Consumerists | “New nation motto” | |
| 10. |  The Matriarchy of THE CHISS DESCENDANCY Shall FALL | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We have found a cure to success: failure.” |
