The Rudest Citizens in The Internationale
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Union of Cybernetic Socialist Republics | New York Times Democracy | “Unitatis per contactum” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of The 32 Counties | Left-wing Utopia | “Nothing is more precious than independence and freedom” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of Vilthis | Left-Leaning College State | “Fully Automated Luxury Space Communism!” | |
| 4. |  The Allied States of Youserbistan | Left-wing Utopia | “Egality, fraternity, poverty” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Sahara Council | Corporate Bordello | “Vryheid, broederskap, anargie” | |
| 6. |  The Funky Town of Arkmamium | Democratic Socialists | “I'M TRAPPED IN A QUOTE FACTORY, SEND HELP!” | |
| 7. |  The Great Republic of Uhremberg | Democratic Socialists | “Family, Fatherland and equality” | |
| 8. |  The Armed Republic of Soviet Kruplickistan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Forward the land of revolution, the heart of the free” | |
| 9. |  The People's Democratic Republic of Al-Aezam | Corrupt Dictatorship | “To the Final Victory!” | |
| 10. |  The Socialist Republic of Greater Vietnam | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “There are weeks when decades happen” |
