The World World Census
The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Solar Wind of Astroteuthis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.” | |
2. | The Holy Christian Empire of Macedoine | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Drang nacht osten” | |
3. | The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia | “For Science!” | |
4. | The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
5. | The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
6. | The High-Technate of Athretvari | New York Times Democracy | “Peace & Prosperity” | |
7. | The Modly Moderator Moderating Moderately in Moderation of Godular | New York Times Democracy | “I am Legion, We are One” | |
8. | The Federal Republic of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State | “We know it” | |
9. | The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
10. | The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Democratic Socialists | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” |