The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 5. |  The Lunatic Fringe of Selenoteuthis | Left-wing Utopia | “My butt runs on lunar power.” | |
| 6. |  The NWo Kingdom of NWoHollywood | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “NWo 4Life” | |
| 7. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 8. |  The List of Ingredients | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Everything is full of ingredients.” | |
| 9. |  The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello | “My way or the highway” | |
| 10. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” |
