The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | insults per minute | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | 4,185.74 | ||
| 2. |  The Wastelands of Nothreen | 4,179.93 | ||
| 3. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | 3,501.39 | ||
| 4. |  The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky | 2,945.37 | ||
| 5. |  The Iron Mall of Dragyn | 2,707.35 | ||
| 6. |  The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus | 2,689.22 | ||
| 7. |  The United Conglomerates of Corporoat | 2,627.05 | ||
| 8. |  The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands | 2,623.71 | ||
| 9. |  The United States of Midlands | 2,561.98 | ||
| 10. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia | 2,539.33 | ||
