The Most Devout in The Beech Beach House
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
As a region, The Beech Beach House is ranked 1,147th in the world for Most Devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of The Spirit of Saint Mark | Capitalist Paradise | “Get Off My Lawn” | |
| 2. |  The Francisco Sendrijas Pet of The Guardian Mastiff | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “On Guard for thee” | |
| 3. |  The Beach Front Route of The Postman | Moralistic Democracy | “I always ring twice.” | |
| 4. |  The Former Osiris Pharaoh of Kothles | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Yes hello i am koth” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Mandy the Beautiful Assistant Secretary | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I am indeed a secretary.” | |
| 6. |  The Rocking Chair of Hallowed Ground | Father Knows Best State | “Rattle My Bones” |
