The World World Census
The Most Ignorant Citizens in the World
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Haunted Kingdom of Clamlet | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Do you smell something?” | |
| 2. |  The Furious Realm of The Angry Spaniard | Father Knows Best State | “She kicked me right in Madrid.” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
| 4. |  The Territory of Of the People-L | Right-wing Utopia | “From Sea to Shining Sea!” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No man know what the future holds.” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
| 7. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 8. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Copercia | Tyranny by Majority | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 9. |  The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pray and feel the love!” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Veremur | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Strength Through Discipline” |
