by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Most Ignorant Citizens in the World

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Blue Empire of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Gloom Over Dominated”
2.The PS2 Puppet of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
3.The Mad King of Hell of The StalkerIron Fist Consumerists“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”
4.The Armed Republic of Knowwear in YoutopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
5.The Idiocracy of LamebrainiaCapitalist Paradise“Stupidity is virtue”
6.The Spiritual Community of NormanJacksonPsychotic Dictatorship“Pray and feel the love”
7.The Nomadic Peoples of Oog ValleyIron Fist Consumerists“Primitive tools all the way”
8.The Hellhole of FudgedupCapitalist Paradise“It's just a prank bro!”
9.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of FeckfaceCorporate Police State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
10.The Confederacy of The GogglesIron Fist Consumerists“Deo Vindice”
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