The World World Census
The Most Ignorant Citizens in the World
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No man know what the future holds.” | |
| 3. |  The PS2 Puppet of Askatopia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 4. |  The Hellhole of Fudgedup | Capitalist Paradise | “It's just a prank bro!” | |
| 5. |  The PS2 Puppet of Copercia | Tyranny by Majority | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 6. |  The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pray and feel the love!” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Veremur | Corporate Police State | “Strength Through Discipline” | |
| 8. |  The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Give pea... ummm... war a chance.” | |
| 9. |  The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland | Authoritarian Democracy | “Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?” | |
| 10. |  The Confederacy of The Goggles | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Deo Vindice” |
