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The Most Cheerful Citizens in Texas

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.

As a region, Texas is ranked 25,109^th in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
91.	The All-Seeing Eye of Sole Amore	Right-wing Utopia	“#75,008”
92.	The RumRunners of Captain Morgan II	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Arrr!”
93.	The Holy Empire of Richard	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat® bar!”
94.	The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins	New York Times Democracy	“I’d connect with nature, but there’s no USB port”
95.	The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStar	Iron Fist Consumerists	“All Hail The Magic Conch”
96.	The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck”
97.	The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co	Compulsory Consumerist State	“In J.R. We Trust”

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