The Most Primitive in Texas
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Texas is ranked 25,720th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 91. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 92. |  The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck” | |
| 93. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Capitalist Paradise | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 94. |  The Republic of Lichian | Left-Leaning College State | “Onward to the new dawn” | |
| 95. |  The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
| 96. |  The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins | New York Times Democracy | “I’d connect with nature, but there’s no USB port” |
